By the Beard of Zeus

I iz an online media professional & videographer based in Portland, OR. These posts are the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind.

permalink Yep. Just copped ‘em today.

Yep. Just copped ‘em today.

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permalink Video: Portland Saturday Market opening day
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I got my first job when I was 9. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country.
— Ron Swanson, Parks & Rec.
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I still think awards are stupid, but they’d be less stupid if they went to the right people.
— Ron Swanson, Parks & Rec.
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permalink Well, that sucks … 5A boys: Jefferson’s eligiblity appeal for Terrence Ross denied (via OregonLive.com)

Well, that sucks …

5A boys: Jefferson’s eligiblity appeal for Terrence Ross denied

(via OregonLive.com)

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permalink 'Alice in Wonderland' review and opening day in Portland
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permalink Your comments on Starbucks' new 31-oz Trenta
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permalink Chuck is Precious. (via nbaoffseason)

Chuck is Precious.

(via nbaoffseason)

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That’s like two ugly girls going out … anything can happen.
— Charles Barkley referring to the impending Knicks-Nets NBA basketball game
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permalink lanceuppercut: i’d watch a lot more golf if this picture were a realistic representation of a day on the links. dustin timbrook got game fo’ dayz. Yeaaaaa, this is tight tho.

lanceuppercut:

i’d watch a lot more golf if this picture were a realistic representation of a day on the links.

dustin timbrook got game fo’ dayz.

Yeaaaaa, this is tight tho.

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